I've Spent Most of My Life Deep Down Inside Myself.

This. 

That post is everything I have ever wanted to say about my depression and more.  If you've never heard of Hyperbole and a Half before, I recommend it; Allie's blog is hilarious!  I could only wish for half of her eloquence and comedic talent.

Anyway, I hope I find my shriveled up piece of corn soon too.